“Tonight’s Word: From My Cold Dead Hands” – Heisenberg – 9.25.19
Entry Submitted by Heisenberg at 12:00 AM EDT on September 25, 2019
She’s like a candle burning in my room
I’m like the needle, needle and spoon
Over the counter with a shotgun
Pretty soon, everybody got one – Desire
Tonight I’ll be on that hill `cause I can’t stop
I’ll be on that hill with everything I got
Lives on the line where dreams are found and lost
I’ll be there on time and I’ll pay the cost
For wanting things that can only be found
In the darkness on the edge of town – Darkness on the edge of town
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed – The Second Amendment
Hell, yes, we’re going to take your AR-15, your AK-47. We’re not going to allow it to be used against a fellow American anymore – Beto “psychedelic Warlord” O’Rourke
Commander Coty…the time has come. Execute order 66 – Darth Sidious
I come in from Memphis where I learned to talk the jive
When I get back to Memphis, be one less man alive
Good morning Mr. Benson, I see you’re doing well
If I had me a shotgun, I’d blow you straight to Hell – Grateful Dead
Get ready, cause this ain’t funny. My names’ Mike D and I’m about to get money. Pulled out the jammy and aimed it at the sky. He yelled stick em up…and let two fly – Beastie Boys
It’s for defense……defense…. – Walter White
And that brings us to tonight’s word: FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS
What’s the reload time on an old timey Flintlock musket? A little quicker if a British bayonet coming your way. Or a little slower with a British bayonet coming your way. That little marble is hard to hold with shaky hands looking down the edge of a sword duct taped to a rifle. Easily fumbled. Lost in the mud. This guy on youtube loaded and shot 3 in 46 seconds. I bet that’s about as good as it’s gonna get without the bowel movement variables of war. Is this all the founding fathers had to work with when drafting the constitution? Pretty harmless to today’s standards, right? It may not have been much. It may not stop an army of a million invaders on the battle field, but it was something. 3 shots in a perfect environment was something. And that…my psychedelic warlord friend…was better than nothing.
Interesting thought…what if gun evolution ended at the Flintlock musket? School shootings were limited to 1 or 2 deaths. Maybe 1 more if the MKULTRA psycho killer had a spare. And if he was a dead eye shot. A lead marble to the leg? Ouch, that stings. That really stings. After that he would be promptly tackled and ripped apart by a pack of kids who smelled like teen spirit. Can you picture Mr. Beto holding up a musket painted black with laser sights trying to make it as menacing as possible for the 6 o’clock evening news sheep? Attaching a high power night vision scope that could see miles beyond it’s range? Holding up a handful of lead marbles? And the leather one bites off to reload? Leather is spooky. Brrr. We need to get these death machines off the streets. Hell yes we’re going to take your Brown Bess. Funny thing is….if the musket was all the patriots had to defend themselves, he…they…the nazis…the fascists…probably would take them away. 3 shots in 46 seconds isn’t going to stop much. When they came for my musket…I said nothing. When they came for my throwing stars…I said nothing. When they came for my nunchucks…I said nothing. And when Adolf came for me…I was defenseless as a newborn babe. For what could I say? And what good would it have done? They’d only laugh at my pain anyways. That joke is still funny to them.
Now Mr. Yang…again…polished up an old turd to sell to the sheep. Rebranded the gun solution. Hey everybody…the answer is clear…let’s put a safety lock on your musket that can read fingerprints so only the responsible will have “usable” guns. And those bad people, bad people who don’t goosestep to the nazi marching band, won’t be able to fire a single shot. Oh by the way…helps for kids not shooting themselves too. A twofer. How convenient.
So again…gotta give it to Yang gang for falling for another painted pig with a brand new shade of lipstick. Is that 999 by Christian Dior? Dam*, girl. You fancy. Even though that pig has been around the block a time or two. Everyone in the pub knows her. The village bike. Looking a little long in the tooth. Poor pig. Just come clean and make bacon already. Who decides who is qualified for a “usable” musket? You, psychedelic warlord? You AOC? You Comey? Clapper? You Lieutenant Weinberg? You want control of my musket. You need control of my musket. I would just rather you said thank you and left me alone with my musket and went on your way. And let me live in peace.
I should say something about dropping the wheel on poor Andrew Yang. He’s just a squirrel trying to find a nut. Ain’t we all? Only his is a presidential nut. The big kahuna. The 50 year storm at Bells beach. And in the course of his journey, he’s polishing off some very old, very bad ideas for America under the guise of math. 1+1=3. The math checks out. The America being peddled is not the founding fathers vision nor constitutional. From now to November 2020, all these pigs you’re painting…all those pigs look very good in the bar at 1 am…when the lights are nice and low. Everyone looks good when the lights are nice and low. But when those last call lights hit…whoa is me. I’m so whoa!
But hey…Yang is in a good place right now. Good for him. But Heis…how can almost bottom of the totem pole be good? Is this bizarro world? Kinda. Yang is in a good place because he can take pop shots from the cheap seats. He can promote a socialist agenda without retribution. He’s living in no mans land. Say whatever you want and line dance your way into millennials hearts all across the country. Itsa not so bad. Itsa nice a’ place. You’re in a comfortable spot. The lights are low and dim for you. Enjoy it. Enjoy it before you rise in the polls and the lights of the stage get loud and bright. Enjoy it before the breadcrumbs lead to your front door for the bakers. Enjoy your turkey legs while you can. Enjoy the twitter trend #trumpfearsyang before it gets real. And why am I not a big fan of Yang? Why am I not taking off all my clothes and jumping in the #yangbang? One of my friends has fallen under your spell. Your fear of trucker’s job loss and instant karma of a freedom dividend. Nice one two punch. Sorry to drop the wheel tho. #sorrynotsorry Q: Did you see yourself as the nazis plan F? Did you see yourself getting cockblocked by the fake news polls? Shut down at the microphone stand? Did you see yourself getting kneecapped by the DNC? Welcome to the party, pal. It’s just starting.
When everything else fails, are they then going to call you in?….The socialist closer? Bring in the lefty? Get it? #entersyndicalisman Cue Metallica. But you know…in all honesty…I am looking forward to you going up in the polls. I hope you make it all the way to the Democrats choice for the office of the president of these United States. I really want to see you defend socialism and gun control on the big stage. The grand colosseum. The dirt pit. The storm is coming. Are you not entertained? Never underestimate the power of a well-coordinated tie. But I digress.
Back to the real world. Muskets are museum fodder. Careful with that pea shooter…it’s an antique. Move over bacon. Here’s something meatier. But they don’t want our leather lead marble muskets. They want our Armalite 15s. They want our AK 47s. They want the result of hundreds of years evolution of guns. This is not your founding fathers’ gun BB gun. They want them all. Your service weapon. Your 38 special. Even the one in your sock. They are coming for our guns!!!
*face palm* Wrong slide, Brian Johnson…you had one job. What have you been doing all this time?
Detention is a time for quiet reflection on one’s actions. Much like mediation. Bringing a flare gun to school is not cool. That’s like school in summer…no class. Lets try this again…..*ahem*… They are coming for our guns!!!
Yikes. Those are scary. I stand corrected, psycho warlord. Am I to understand these machines shoot more than 3 marbles in 46 seconds? So how can we patriots minimize the fear factor to the sheeple so our 2nd amendment protected guns are safe under our beds? How can I get the average Budweiser drinking Blue Jay fan to understand guns are an essential right for self defense gifted to us by our founding fathers? Think…think…At times like these, I often ask myself WWJED? What would Jeffery Epstein do? Yea…that’s the ticket…
Jefferey, you a genius. You a genius, Jeffery. Why can’t you see you a genius? It’s all clear now how that man went from a school teacher to a multi billionaire in just a few short years. Crystal clear. That teens name was Crystal, you see.
Oh mama…you were saying something about taking away these things? You gonna take away our women too? Too soon? Dulce boom. Beto, you might as well paint these works of evolutionary art blue because they are the light sabers of todays Jedi. But I’ll admit it, they probably happen to be menacing to the average peace loving beatnik, which I used to be. Can we get a flower in that barrel?
No? Ok. But it all depends on who’s wielding that light saber, doesn’t it? Would Obi Wan Kenobi turn in his trusty saber to the nearest imperial commander at the mandatory buyback? No, he would not. Bad enough the Jedi purge 187’d so many good hearts. That’s not very germane. Oh Annakin…not the younglings.
Who will stand up to Darth Vader if the mandatory trade in becomes law throughout the galaxy? Who will protect the younglings? Who will fight for uncle Owen and aunt Beru back in Smallville? Yes, they’re brainwashed by their tv and not very woke, but they’re good people. They’re humans who deserve a good life and not the hell the Sith tortured us into. They’re not the hillbillies of the galaxy.
I’m not stupid Kenobi, just because I haven’t flown across the galaxy like you have doesn’t make me some sort of ignorant hick – Uncle Owen
Touché. But that’s the point, isn’t it? For the Sith to take away everything we patriots need to defend ourselves? Our light sabers? The truth to make an informed intellectual decision? Our heroes? Our history? The true leaders of the land? The family unit? And in the case of a freedom dividend…the pride and self satisfaction of an honest wage for an honest days work for an honest man.
I guess an honest wage for an honest man for an honest day’s work is inconceivable for the vrill mind. It’s dog eat dog. Kill or be killed. Vrill or be vrilled. Too many dark cold nights in a damp caves immune to the light. They learned to live without the light. Any light. Living in equilibrium with humans is not part of their masterplan.
That’s too bad. Cause I think humans are perfectly fine living in equilibrium with their surroundings. Well…the good ones, that is. Does that sound racist? It shouldn’t. There’s di*ks of all different colors. That’s what she said. Is racism still a thing? Kinda burned out, didn’t it? It’s all whistle blower this and whistle blower that these days. Did racism not catch on? Are the DJT rallies too full of Asians, blacks and Hispanics to go the long haul? Is that what Q calls “ammunition spent”? Racism is soooo last fashion season. Law and Order is all the rage this fall. Miss you Q. Here’s to you.
The sith sold us a bad bill of goods that humans can’t live in equilibrium with their surroundings. That we are worse than the apes in the jungles. We are psycho killers. A disease. A virus. Agent Smith sold us on kill or be killed. And they even altered our DNA to support this devils philosophy.
Humans will live in peace with the surroundings. Just take the shackles off my feet. Untie my hands. Don’t’ make us kill our brotherman to remain. Or to feed our families. Don’t offer to buy our souls just to get thru the VIP line. Eating babies to survive? Now that joke has legs. That one is going to be funny for centuries in our brand new, fresh off the assembly line history books.
America…in all honesty…you want a guy like me behind this AR-15. Behind this blue light saber. You want someone like Heis who only draws in self defense. Or in the defense of the lost children. The younglings.
“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you” – Jewels
You want someone like us on that wall. If things ever got too bad, one who would rather cut off a block of ice and go sailing in the Antarctic than raise an armalite to an innocent. Call game over on this learning planet. Run straight into donkey kongs barrel than succumb to the illuminati dog eat dog matrix. Cash out rather than sell this vessel to a crabnasty. This vessel is like a lucky vessel to me. Out there Q: how many vrill would love to get their worms in my eye? What do you think, Wonder Woman? All of them? Yea that’s what I thought too. But that’s not the point America…the point is this howitzer is safe for you in my hands.
But I do feel the urge to ask you….are we strictly talking defense here?
And that’s the story of the human collective. Give us a reason to lay down our guns and we just might. Give us abundance. Give us clean water. A longer life span. Food. Homes. Health. Peace. Prosperity. Intergalactic travel. Free energy. Our true history. Give us everything we deserve by the law of God and maybe…just maybe…I can convince America to pull out their AK 47s only to shoot up watermelons and tin cans in the desert. Quid pro quo, Clarice. Interesting Q…will there be guns like these in the 5th dimension. Are there guns in the 5th dimension at all? Are there light sabers? When all the ultraviolent ones are pulled off planet, will we still need a 2nd amendment AR 15? Do they hunt animals for sport in the 5th dimension? Naked young mammals? Like deer? Where have I heard that before? That’s a thinker. But America….one miracle at a time. And is there toilet paper in the 5th dimension? I’m asking for a friend.
Guns guns guns. We have em… they want em…they want em bad. It’s killing them. but if you look at it from 4 miles up, our guns are the only things keeping us alive. Saving the world. Well…not the only thing. But hey illuminati…don’t shoot the messenger. George Washington said we could own these guns so we’re just going to have one or two ok? Daddy said I could. Just to protect ourselves and our families, ok? I hear the patriots in China wish they had a 2nd amendment of their own. And maybe France? I wonder why. You know why. I know why. I just want to wonder for a while.
You know.. I got a little precious tucked away for a rainy day. Never thought I’d buy one. Never even fired it. But now I know the right to bear arms was put in the constitution for a reason. And we should feel blessed on the world stage for that right. And no MKULTRA false flag psychedelic warlord diatribe is going to change that. Know why? Because the curtain is getting pulled back. The veil is on fire. We know your false flag game. We know the technology is there to program the clones to carry out your school shootings. It was there all along… we were just too sleepy to read between the lines.
“The evidence is in here. It’s—it’s in here. It’s in all of us, every clone.”
“What is it?”
“Organic chips built into our genetic code to make us do whatever someone wants, even kill the Jedi. It’s all in here.” ―Clone troopers CT-5555 and CT-7567
Beto…you’re working awful hard for the man. I’m afraid to ask what they got on you. This blackmail, threaten, bribe game sucks but this is exactly the type of shenanigans humanity is trying to avoid. And deep down, you kinda know it, don’t you? Why don’t you come out once and scream it?
I know in all my heart and soul given to me by God and protected by His angels…I know the nazis want us to beLIEve this Jedi rebellion is unnatural. That we are the tin foil mad hatters who don’t deserve to hold a gun. We’re racist and backwards. We’re toothless crackheads. We should be locked up in a rubber room if we aren’t dancing with the stars. All they give us is a guilt ridden journey of racism and self satisfaction. Serve your selves. Women and children are not first. You are first. Then you can buy the women and children. All they give us is doubt. How can this rebel scum be right when the entire world thinks the opposite? #flatearth They plant their shills to create animosity and suspicion among the Jedi. They try to make us feel as if our efforts to defend our brothers and sisters is unholy….it’s unnatural to fight the herd mentality. It’s a death by stoning in the public square to act to the contrary. Why do they fight us so hard? Do they think we can never forgive? Do even they know how far they’ve gone? Or do they think they are gods? And we are clods? Who are these peasants to forgive me? These slaves who worship me on the silver screen? I directed ET. I am Forrest Gump. I am Aldo Raine. I am Bobby Bouche….you are vrill fodder. You should be lucky to have my worm penetrate you…oh…sorry…went down the rabbit hole there. I forgot the military is in control. I forgot the times they are a changing….I was just walking a mile in the shoes of zoned out drone. Who’s talking those time’s running out blues. I always said I’d visit the Eiffel tower. Where did the time go? Just when I learned to operate the wheel of that large automobile. I am vrill Bill. I am the drone of the President of Iraq and I am willing to negotiate. Too late?
Yes the nazis want us to beLIEve this war is ugly. But it’s not. It’s a beautiful war. All the screaming at the top of lungs. All the needle sharp tongues. All the mic hoarding karate chops. All the edelweiss. All the very non germane poison spewed on the floor of congress. Q: how do you think our Galactic neighbors view this theater? do you think they are proud of us apes? Do you think they delight in us swinging thru the trees stealing honey from a swarm of bees? Do you think a little tear forms in the corner of their eyes when one more sleeping sheep hears the clarion call to risk life and limb for their race? Do you think they cheer when the underdog kneecaps the giant?
Or do you think they enjoy Goliath cocking back his whip and letting loose another flesh ripping lash? Do you really think, Hollywood, any civilization over the 5D wants to watch that movie? Do you think any audience in America wants to watch any more of that brainwashing? You want to sell us that a love for guns equal a love for violence. But I get it. Over 200 years ago the founding fathers didn’t foresee the killing machines the musket has evolved into. Kinda makes you wonder. Did the snake eye lead marble, leather biting dinosaur just “naturally” evolve into this beautiful work of art called the AR-15? Or was there an “invisible” hand in play? Another Tesla sent here to carve a work of art from a block of marble? An enlightened off world Jedi on earth mass producing the bluest of light sabers full steam on the Detroit assembly line? For all the young padawans ready to defend Johnathan and Martha Kent’s farm in Smallville? Wouldn’t that be wonderous? What if Tesla designed the AK 47 in one of his lives just for us? The spirit does move in mysterious ways. The nazi Bushes got their hands on all his inventions but couldn’t get this one. Possibly his most important invention? What good is free energy when the clowns come knock knock knocking on Heisenberg’s door. The one invention that could save a world. A light saber in the hands of the Americans.
I must know the truth, master….
I’ll bite, Mr. Warlord. Sorry. You didn’t go to psychedelic school for 8 years to be called “Mr.” warlord?? Ok….I’m sorry doctor psychedelic warlord…*eye roll*…I’ll bite. These machines are far beyond the muskets our founding fathers thought would be all we needed to defend our homes. And our country from foreign invaders both terrestrial and extra terrestrial. Sp-sp-sp-space p-p-p-pirates. Our fathers couldn’t possibly predict how bright the light saber would get. Purple for Mace Windu? That joke isn’t funny anymore. This clockwork orange should not be in the hands of a false flag …oops… I meant to say unstable individual. Boy is my face red. Maybe the fathers didn’t foresee this monster truck coming down the pike. All they knew is they didn’t want another rule from a British empire after all their hard work. They just wanted to give red blooded American patriots a method to defend themselves against all things fascist. Why do you think the deep state opened up borders to immigrants? Why do you think they pushed endless loans for farmers that could never be paid off? Especially when they own the competition. Call in the repo man. Why do you think they poison our water? Do you think they were trying to control our food? Why do you think DJT fights for the farmers? They were trying to choke out our warriors who could fight back with opiates, high suicide rates and bad hospitals. Why do you think DJT fights for the veterans? If they couldn’t take the guns they’d take away everything else we could defend ourselves with. Can you check my math, yang?
Popular argument….founding fathers didn’t anticipate the pure raw sex appeal of the AK-47. But on the other side of the coin….they didn’t foresee a lot of things. President Washington…do you have a moment to look into our future? Would you ever have imagined…?
They do this to children?….especially children, sir.
Is there a food shortage in the future? Is that a Wendys?
What’s an adrenochrome?
Ooo….like it’s looking right at me
Smells like teen spirit cooking
Or nazi experimentation?
Do the farmers know about this?
Is that heroin?
It’s people!!
Is that pumpkinhead?
They didn’t see this one coming
Shhhh
Sprayed like bugs
What is that? A Wal Mart?
So sad
They do what to babies?
Is that a pope?
That doesn’t look good
There was a 1st, 2nd and 3rd reich?
What…the hell…is that?
So yea…nobody on either side of no man’s land really got what they wanted. I guess that’s the great duality of the universe. You got all the baby lobsters you could eat and we got the guns to save a planet. I would like to say good trade but nothing’s been good about this this deal that went down.
Sith…if conjuring all the black magic in your power to make us vulnerable and weak is your new world order master plan for me and mine…and you want my saber that bad…you can have it. I’ll give you my blue light saber when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
But you know what, America?…today….I didn’t even have to use my AK….it was a good day…..
And that’s the word
Heisenberg
Candyman (Not embedded below)
Señor (Tales of Yankee Power) (Not embedded below)
Love Is Bigger Than Anything In Its Way
Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door (Not embedded below)
Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God
I don’t know but today seems kinda odd
No barking from the dogs, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
I got my grub on, but didn’t pig out
Finally got a call from a girl want to dig out
Hooked it up on later as I hit the do’
Thinking will i live another twenty fo’
I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop at a red light
Looking in my mirror not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Kim and she can fuck all night
Called up the homies and I’m askin’ y’all
Which park, are y’all playin’ basketball?
Get me on the court and I’m trouble
Last week fucked around and got a triple double
Freaking brothers every way like M.J.
I can’t believe, today was a good day
Drove to the pad and hit the showers
Didn’t even get no static from the cowards
Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me
Saw the police and they rolled right past me
No flexin’, didn’t even look in a niggas direction as I ran the intersection
Went to $hort Dog’s house, they was watchin’ Yo! MTV Raps
What’s the haps on the craps
Shake ’em up, shake ’em up, shake ’em up, shake ’em
Roll ’em in a circle of niggaz and watch me break ’em
With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do’ little Joe
I picked up the cash flow
Then we played bones, and I’m yellin’ domino
Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A.
Today was a good day
Left my niggas house paid
Picked up a girl been tryin’ to fuck since the twelfth grade
It’s ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
The Lakers beat the Supersonics
I felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
And my dick runs deep so deep so deep put her ass to sleep
Woke her up around one
she didn’t hesitate, to call Ice Cube the top gun
Drove her to the pad and I’m coasting
Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her ass off, then I chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didn’t even see a berry flashing those high beams
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the morning got the fat burger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read Ice Cube’s a pimp (yeah)
Drunk as hell but no throwing up
Half way home and my pager still blowing up
Today I didn’t even have to use my A.K.
I got to say it was a good day
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