(Reader: Billybob Smartboi) How to Wake up your Religious Friends

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 TerraZetzz

 -Sunday, 25 June 2023, 5:02 AM

Reader Post | By Billybob Smartboi

Hello Everyone!

Have you gotten your friends to wake up fully or partially about covid, biden, government corruption etc. and still can’t get them to question their religious beliefs?

This is silly to me.

Religion was the first thing I started questioning and moving away from when I started waking up 12 years ago or so.  My awakening has been a multi-year and multi-phase process, but starting with questioning religion is necessary.

I have found that making up my own verses is good for helping the super religious.

Example:

You have a friend named Cindy that loves the Bible, the Bible, the Bible!!!!!

Send her verses periodically, such as:

I am love amen!

Cindy 7:10

ask Cindy questions like:

Cindy, do you think Jesus has a spaceship?

Yes I have a spaceship amen.

Jesus 7:10

create some parables and devotionals like:

Hi Cindy, I really enjoy the parable from Jesus 7:1-10 which says:

And the Sillecees approached Jesus and said “Master, if someone says something and it upsets me should I lash out irrationally at them and attack them till they stop it cause they’re bad for making me feel that way?”

And Jesus said unto them “No Sillicees, you must become big boys and big girls and take responsibility for your own feelings amen.  First look within yourself why you were triggered and clear yourselves with your mental emotional clearing technique.  Then respond in a clear loving way unless of course it is a self defense matter of physical safety.  Otherwise become clear and loving and be sane.”

And the Sillicees said to Jesus “Master, you are very wise.  What is the best mental emotional clearing technique?”

And Jesus said “I tell you the truth.  The best way to be clear is to make all thoughts and feelings conscious using something like the 7 steps by Arnoux Goran.  And the best way to be loving is with divine affirmation by Peter Mt. Shasta like ‘I am love amen.’”

The Sillicees said “Thank you ever so Master! Can we heal ourselves in your medbed and get a raw vegan pie from your replicator?”

And Jesus said unto them “Yes of course.  And please check out my zoo as well.  Please come visit me on my spacecraft another day when you have more questions.”

Amen

Jesus 7:1-10